jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(via indieboybands)

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

(via indieboybands)

suspend:

i think puberty works only for guys 

(via harrycliff0rd)

Come sleep with me; We won’t make Love, Love will make us.

emoij:

Tumbler be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

(via livinginafreefall)

(Source: jessepnkman, via orgasm)

(Source: jenner-news, via harryrella)

genderphobia:

kidkendoll:

Uh, didn’t Nicki Minaj bank a 12 million dollar paycheck to sit at a table every week for American Idol and doesn’t she star in a movie with Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, and Kate Upton this Spring?
Yeah, Im cook with being Nicki Minaj. You can be that disposable white girl.

disposable white girl omg

genderphobia:

kidkendoll:

Uh, didn’t Nicki Minaj bank a 12 million dollar paycheck to sit at a table every week for American Idol and doesn’t she star in a movie with Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, and Kate Upton this Spring?

Yeah, Im cook with being Nicki Minaj. You can be that disposable white girl.

disposable white girl omg

(Source: exgf, via indieboybands)

(Source: 7ae, via nialler)

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