the-empire-skanks-back:

vandawn71:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

Love this!!!

Leave No Trace motherfuckerssss

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somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign Iโ€™ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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queerdontfear:

Iโ€™m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

(via hazfuckedlou)

I: Do you have any more plans to work with One Direction? Little Things was such a great track.
Ed: I did two songs for their new one; I don’t know if they’re on the album but they’ve been recorded and stuff and they sound great.
I: Well hopefully they will make the album. What is the sound like?
Ed: I hope it’ll make the album. I wrote one specifically for them, it’s my idea of what their sound should be. And one of them was a song that was one of my favourite songs I’ve ever written but it just never made it on to an album because it was too big, it was a stadium song while I was playing clubs.
I: Do you have a favourite member?
Ed: I don’t know. I see Harry the most and probably get on with him best just because I see him the most and he was the first one that I met. I’ve known him the longest and we’ve shared a lot of mutual friends so probably Harry.

porn4smartgirls:

I just wanna be so hot that I can do all sorts of crazy fucked up shit to boys and they just take it bc Iโ€™m โ€œdamagedโ€ and โ€œart isnโ€™t supposed to be nice itโ€™s supposed to make you feel somethingโ€

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vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

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unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where itโ€™s going

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hellahealy:

ย  // S E X // ย 

(via suchemmings)

recreantly:

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

i laughed at 3th more than anything else, mainly cause i wouldnt have noticed it if they didnt point it out

when will my life’s bass drop

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